Warped Tour Memory #2: I was 12 this time, in NY. It was 1999. I got separated from my friends and ended up in the Eminem crowd (not sure why he, or I, was there). Once he came out and all the weed lit up and people started getting rowdy, I was immediately swallowed up by the crowd. I was scared shitless. Then by some miracle, two scantily clad, large breasted women saw me being crushed by the crowd, and came to the rescue. They ran over, hugged me and escorted me out of the “pit”, sort of boxing out the crowd as they pulled me away from the stage. I was eye level with their boobs the whole time and I think it changed my life forever. They made sure that I was okay, then lit a joint and returned to the show. So…I hope there’s some twelve year old at Burgettstown who has a similar experience today. Here’s a Warped Tour Playlist. 

Warped Tour Memory #2: 

I was 12 this time, in NY. It was 1999. 

I got separated from my friends and ended up in the Eminem crowd (not sure why he, or I, was there). Once he came out and all the weed lit up and people started getting rowdy, I was immediately swallowed up by the crowd. I was scared shitless. 

Then by some miracle, two scantily clad, large breasted women saw me being crushed by the crowd, and came to the rescue. They ran over, hugged me and escorted me out of the “pit”, sort of boxing out the crowd as they pulled me away from the stage. I was eye level with their boobs the whole time and I think it changed my life forever. They made sure that I was okay, then lit a joint and returned to the show. 

So…I hope there’s some twelve year old at Burgettstown who has a similar experience today. 

Here’s a Warped Tour Playlist.